Tack “….with a heart of gold” onto the end of any description and that thing suddenly becomes your favourite character, cheesy sitcom music plays, and a live audience laughs warmly.
"A bloodthirsty, psychotic serial killer… with a heart of gold."
"A moldy piece of shit… with a heart of gold."
"A Richard Nixon enthusiast… with a heart of gold."
things to say during sex
- hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- well well well, someones looking desperate!
- man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
- [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
- pain is hilarious!
- boy these arms are durable